ABOUT MAYNARD "One day, Eddy ran across a picture on the internet of Tool's lead singer, Maynard. In this picture, Maynard appeared to be totally shaven and hairless, causing Eddy to roll over, emitting high-pitched laughter. Mike and Robert entered his room, surprised and alarmed. Eddy pointed at Maynard's picture. Robert left the room. Mike laughed too. Eddie and Mike then came up with the phrase "Don't be Maynard!", which caught on to Robert. Eventually, the trio came up with "What the Maynard?" Weeks later, Mike and Robert came across lickmyjesus.com, whose picture comics caused great hilarity in them. Out of boredom they began making their own picture comics and thought they were pretty funny, and very Maynard. After over a dozen comics were created, under the series title "What the Maynard?", they made a couple Maynard videos too. After some lengthy discussion, they created this glorious website and shrine to all of Maynard and what it stands for.....absolutely nothing..." More evidence to why Maynard is so weird here. MAYNARD'S PHOTO ALBUM AND BRIEF BIOGRAPHY  Maynard's biological father. Maynard was given to an adoption agency after father repeatedly dropped the child on his head due to a twitching problem.  Maynard in his childhood in the adoption agency. No one would adopt him, due to his new fascination with the "peace" symbol.  Maynard in his "Weird Al" stage.  Maynard at college. GPA: Undetermined, Major: Unknown, Fraternity: The biggest party-till-you-wake-up-violated frat.
 Maynard as we know him today.
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